Comix-Grade Merch · Strathmore AB
Nobody accused him of anything. He just felt the shirt was honest. It's giving "person of interest in a case that doesn't exist" energy even if the only thing you've ever stolen is a glance at someone else's crossword. The binoculars were already his. Wear it before they ask questions.
Warm orange fade, clean silhouette, the kind of vintage wash that looks like it's been on the course since 1974. Originally it was "Best Dad by Far." Finger slipped. By Par it was. That was a crazy night.
The face of a man who told himself he'd stop at one. It's giving "I have great self-control" energy even if the box is empty and he can't account for the last twenty minutes. He's at peace with it.
For the person who has rehearsed the same two-sentence text message for forty minutes. Reads as "I've thought this through" even when thinking it through is the entire problem. You already know it changes nothing. You'll do it again tonight.
Built for anyone who has opened a story with "back when I was in shape." It's giving "still got it" energy even if "it" was last confirmed during a brief window in your late twenties. The summit was real. The descent was immediate.
Wear it proudly, or just wear it normally. We are not going to tell you how to wear your shirts. That would be creepy.
Its not just a tee, its a reciepe. Combine all three for a delicious family dinner only a Canadian can love.
Got a design in your head?
Head over to Create Merch and we'll make whatever your heart desires. Within reason. Jim has limits.
Create Custom Merch →~ to be continued… new issues drop whenever the brothers feel like it ~
