Custom Merch.
No Minimums.
No Nonsense.
DTG printing, DTF transfers, embroidery, and 3D printing — all under one roof. One shirt or a thousand, we don’t judge.
"Just click it, Margaret." — Jim
What We Do
A Merch Store for the People
Direct to Garment
Why wait weeks for complicated screens and messy cleanup when you can have crisp, full-color prints straight on the shirt? Our DTG process delivers sharp detail, bold color, and zero drama. One tee or a hundred—makes no difference. The ink soaks right into the fabric for a soft, smooth finish that holds up in the wash and won’t fade into yesterday’s news.
The ink soaks into the fabric rather than sitting on top. Your shirt still feels like a shirt, not a billboard.
No extra charge for more colors. Unlike screen printing, you aren’t penalized for having good taste.
No screens or plates to make. Just load the garment, print, and go. Jim might even whistle while he works.

Direct to Film
Not every shirt needs to be complicated. Your design gets printed onto a special film, heat-pressed onto the garment, and—voilà—it sticks like gossip in a small town. Durable, vibrant prints that work on just about any fabric. No screens, no limits, no excuses.
Cotton, poly, that mystery blend your uncle swears by—DTF doesn’t discriminate. If you can press it, we can print it.
Crisp, full-color designs on hats with the permanence of your bad haircut. Logos, slogans, or questionable artwork—all welcome.
These prints stick around longer than most New Year’s resolutions. Wash after wash, still looking sharp.
Embroidery
Because sometimes a plain shirt just isn’t complicated enough. We take your logo, name, or questionable life choices and stitch them right into the fabric—thread by thread—so it won’t peel off like a cheap bumper sticker.
Stitched in, not stuck on. This isn’t some iron-on from summer camp. It’s thread, needle, and commitment.
Durable and just flashy enough to make people think you know what you’re doing. Margaret says it adds class. Jim says it adds billable hours.
Polos, hats, jackets, bags—anything that screams “I belong to a club.” Or a company. Or a bowling league. We don’t judge.
3D Printing
Need something that doesn’t exist yet? Good—that’s our favorite kind of problem. Our 3D printers build custom pieces layer by layer, from promotional giveaways to parts nobody else bothers to make.
Prototypes, branded widgets, weird little doodads your marketing team dreamed up at 2 AM—we’ll print it.
We can build it. If you can’t model it, we’ll probably figure that out too. We’re annoyingly resourceful like that.
Jim calls it “the future.” Margaret calls it “that loud machine in the back.” Either way, it makes cool stuff.
Design
Don’t have artwork yet? No problem. Our design team takes your half-baked napkin sketch and turns it into something you’ll actually want to wear. Logos, illustrations, full brand packages—we do it all.
Send us a rough idea, a reference photo, or just describe it in words. We’ll make it look like you hired a fancy agency.
Every design is built for production—proper color separations, correct file formats, no surprises at the press.
*Within reason. Margaret draws the line at “can you make the logo bigger but also smaller.”
Don't Take Our Word for It
See What the Neighbors Are Saying
"Excellent to work with—flexible and communicative! Works in a very personalised and human-centred way."
"What can I say? They are the best. They made my brand grow because of the quality of their workmanship. I will continue use them for years to come."
"WOW! FAST! Art work is FANTASTIC and Stacey was easy to deal with. Highly Recommend."
Ready to Make Something?
No minimums. No nonsense. Just good merch.
"Go ahead, click it. I dare you." — Margaret